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Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why- Wrath (FM December Topic)
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine." I said sourly before I took another drink of the beer I'd been nursing for most of the night. Grace had gone out somewhere and I needed to blow off a little steam from all the drama running rampant through LA. Here I was, tryin' to have a good time when drama just happened to follow me inside and order up a drink of her own.

"Don't be like that, Alec." Her voice was soft and demure but I could see that mischievous little twinkle in her eyes. If I didn't know any better I would say nothing had ever changed.

"What do you want, Lexi?"

"Maybe I just missed you." She grinned at me and pressed herself closer until I could feel teenage breasts brushing up against my arm. Yeah, okay that needed to stop right now before I got myself into trouble here.

"Oh yeah?" I asked her, turning around so I could look down at her. "That's interesting. Cause I know a lot of people who are missing you. The normal, bratty, teenage not so fangy you. More with the shopping, less with the bloodsucking." I clarified.

She only smiled at me, that kind of shit eating grin that could make a guy real uncomfortable but I was bound and determined not to let her get to me like they all said she would. I just never thought she'd come looking for me. I figured she would be too busy tormenting her family.

"C'mon, Alec. Don't you wanna see what I can do now?" She asked me sweetly and I only rolled my eyes before turning back to the bartender.

Setting my half filled beer down on the bar I smiled at the bartender and pointed at Lexi. "I'm all set. You can put that on her tab."

With that I turned around and started walking away towards the doorway. I hadn't been given any instructions from Faith or Harry about Alexia other than to keep her the hell away from Tyler, which I had been doing. So now I guess I was just left to my own devices to figure out how to deal with her if she wanted to try and get under my skin.

"You know I'm here to help you." A voice from behind me stopped me in my tracks as I made my way outside of the bar. Turning around with an arched eyebrow I glanced over at Alexia.

"Help me? I'm not the one who needs help. Cause you see, me? I'm doing just fine." My smirk matched hers as I took a few more careful steps closer to her. If she thought she could intimidate me she had another thing coming to her. "Now your brother, your parents and friends? They could use a little bit of help but I doubt you'd be interested in helping them anymore."

"Tsk tsk. It's not nice to scold. I'm not your responsibility anymore."

"No. No you're really not." I agreed with her as I turned to walk away from her again.

I didn't make it very far before I felt small fingers gripping my arm. She whirled me around and my back slammed up against the wall as she pressed herself into me. But this time she wasn't wearing her usual face, she was wearing her vampire one. I studied her for a minute. I'd never really seen a vampire face this up close and personal before. I had never seen Harry's or Angel's and when Spike did it it was usually mid fight when I couldn't pay too much attention to it. She looked like a monster, but I had seen a lot of monsters in the basement of Manticore. She really didn't scare me that much.

"What do you want, Lexi?"

"I want you to answer one question. Where's your girlfriend tonight?" She asked and as she did her face returned to it's normal state.

That was a good question. Where was my girlfriend tonight? She could be at work, or she could be with her sister or one of her friends. "I'm not her babysitter." I pointed out.

"Really? Neither am I but I know where she is, who she's with...." Her smirk stayed devious but for mine was wiped clean as I glared down at her. With that I shoved her away from me hard and smoothed my shirt again.

"It's not my business."

"So my dear Aunt fucking Kennedy is none of your business?" She asked, her voice still sweet, trying so hard to be innocent as she looked up at me.

"She's with Kennedy?" I felt the air rush out of my lungs and I wasn't real sure what to say about it. My girlfriend hooking up with another hot girl was supposed to be a good thing. If it was any other girl, hell it would be a good thing. Why couldn't she have chosen Buffy or Fred or Nicole or hell, anyone but Kennedy. Because I knew Kennedy wasn't just having some Girls Gone Wild fun. She wanted Grace with her and away from me. "They're just friends."

Alexia didn't look like she believed me. Hell, I didn't believe me.

"You poor thing." Alexia pouted at me, giving me a fake sympathetic look. "You really are in denial. Guess what they're doing right now? They're not thinking about you, I can tell you that."

"You are such a bitch." I pointed out to her and she just shrugged.

"Maybe." She admitted as she stepped closer to me, one little hand flat against my stomach as it moved slowly up to my chest. "But I can make you forget too." She arched an eyebrow at me.

I gripped her wrist hard, so hard that if I put anymore pressure on it the delicate bones underneath would start to snap and pop. "I think you've done enough." I said to her before I pushed her away from me again.

Without another word in her direction I headed down the alleyway unsure of where exactly I was going to go.




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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-02 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Believe or not, I'd been actually wanting to go out and find something to kill every now and then lately. Whether it's from knowing my niece is a vampire and wanting to get into my slayer clothes or just because.. well. There was something about slamming that stake through a vampire's chest that just gives a girl the tingles. And let's face it. I hadn't gotten those anywhere else in months. Faith tried to show me (not that way, freaks) when we were in Vegas and I sort of understood then, but it's been these nights that me and Kennedy have gone out and patrolled that it's really kicked into gear.

I'd already made a sweep through a couple blocks and had dusted two vamps so I was taking a break. Stake a vampire here, have a drink, and then maybe another vampire on the way home. I wasn't exactly making it my sacred duty or anything.

I was about halfway through my drink when I looked up to see a familiar face walk in the door. Well. Wasn't really expecting him to show up here tonight.

He sat down on the other side of the bar and didn't seem to know I was there. There was this look on his face and I couldn't tell if he was pissy or if someone had kicked his puppy into the street. I heard the drink slam back down on the bar and that answered my question. Oh, he was pissed about something or other.

Getting up, I walked over and sat down on the seat next to him. "Didn't really expect to see you show up here," I said and took another sip of the drink I still had.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-03 01:20 am UTC (link)
I wandered into some dive bar that I had probably been in a few dozen times before but I didn't recognize it. Just kept seeing Lexi's mean little smirk as she informed me what Grace was up to right now. Or who Grace was up to. Whatever. I needed alcohol and lots of it to make it through this night. Otherwise I was liable to just over to Kennedy's house and punch her in the face until she stopped moving.

I glanced over at Nicole and gave her a sour look as she sat down next to me. "I just can't get away from it tonight, can I?" I asked myself more than her as I took another swallow of the whiskey in my glass. First Alexia had to ruin my night and now Nicole was here to make sure it really sucked. Aren't I just the luckiest guy? If Manticore didn't have a red light on my ass I'd be out of this town so fast.

Ignoring her I picked up my drink and walked over to the dartboard. Grabbing all of the darts out of the board I stood back a little bit as I heard Nicole approach again. Closing one eye I aimed the dart and threw it, unsurprised when it hit the center of the bulls eye. Two seconds later and all of the darts were in the bull's eye.

"I'd like to see a slayer do that." I sneered at her as I killed my third glass of whiskey and walked over to the bar to get a fourth.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-04 03:30 am UTC (link)
I rolled my eyes at him when he got all 'woe is me the mouthy slayer is going to ruin my night' on me. He could sing a new tune every now and then. Besides, it was just our way of doing things. Not that he didn't piss me off half the time, but still.

He got up and nailed several bulls eyes on the dart board and I just raised a brow at him. Who pissed in his cereal today? I hadn't said two words and he was already acting like a bitch. "Oh no. The super boy can hit a few bulls eyes."

Stepping back over to the bar, I ordered another drink and took a long sip. I'd already had a beer or two before he decided to show up but hooray for slayer constitution huh?

"What's the matter with you anyway?" I asked him, but not exactly in the most concerned tones. I was here first so if he was going to be a dick the whole night ... well, that was pretty much guaranteed.. he could just go somewhere else.

"You looked pissed the second you walked in the door."

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-06 01:14 am UTC (link)
"Why do you care." I said back to her in a monotone. Cause let's be honest, she probably didn't. She was only here to drink and now that I was here it was an excuse to rib me a little bit. She better be careful tonight. What's that old adage about poking a rattlesnake? Who cares? I don't even care anymore.

I thought throwing some more darts and picturing Kennedy's head where the bull's eye was but instead I walked over to the bar and ordered another drink. Vaguely I remembered the last time Nicole found me out like this. Ironically because Grace had pissed me off. We spent the night in a cell together all because I had it in my head that I wanted to help Grace.

When did I even get like this? I used to not care, movin' around from place to place, from girl to girl. Always lookin' for a new opportunity. And now I'm brooding over some broad.

Screw it.

I pounded the drink back and slammed the glass back on the table before ordering up another one. Pretty soon we were just gonna move on to straight up shots.

"How's' about a drinking contest." I said to the pissy blonde who was standing near by. I gave her a look and pulled out the stool next to me.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-07 04:00 am UTC (link)
Jesus, could he be anymore pissy? I was used to his annoying just to be annoying days. This was different. He was just fucking pissed about something. Whatever, though. Wasn't my problem if he wouldn't talk about it. Not that I didn't care though. I cared a whole lot. A whole lot that he was coming into my bar and acting like a kicked feline. Since you know. The DNA.

"Drinking contest?" I asked him curiously and then looked at the stool he pulled out. Raising a brow, I laughed a little at him. Seriously? He wanted to play a drinking game.

Sure, why the hell not. I wasn't planning on killing anything else tonight.

"Alright," I said and sat down at the bar next to him. "What exactly did you have in mind?" I'd only had a couple beers but he'd had several shots of whiskey. "I think you got yourself a head start there, though."

There had to be a way he was going to make this interesting. "And if it's a contest, what does the winner get?"

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-13 12:27 am UTC (link)
"Pffft." I scoffed when she said I had a headstart. I'd have to drink half the liquor in this whole place before I was even going to start feeling it. There was no way in hell Nicole was gonna have a problem catching up with me, she was gonna be caught up with me after one drink and then I was gonna have to catch up with her.

"The contest is. Who can drink the most without falling over. I'll make it easy on you since I'm obviously gonna win. When I do, you have to admit that you like me. Loudly. You can name your terms." It wasn't gonna do her any good either cause I was gonna win and have the satisfaction of making Nicole say something nice to me.

"And the game? Have you ever played I Never?" I asked her curiously as I motioned for the bartender to bring over a bottle of whiskey. He was good too because after a minute there was a bottle of whiskey sitting between me and Nicole along with two shotglasses.

"You wanna go first?" I asked her with a smarmy smirk.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-13 04:11 am UTC (link)
He wanted to play, 'I never'? I raised a brow at him and just stared for a second when he asked if I'd ever played. Well, who hadn't? "Yeah, I've played."

My terms? Good question. And hell if he was obviously going to win. I wanted to roll my eyes at his conditions. Yell out that I liked him? Okay fine. "If I win, and you better not get ahead of yourself, you have to publicly somehow tell Angel you think he's pretty."

What? He obviously had some sort of complex about the guy. Not one I wanted to know anything else about but that much I knew already.

The bartender brought over the glasses and I shrugged. The two of us playing this game? We were both likely to say things out of spite and get really drunk. Not that I'd lose. Come on, slayer stamina over here. I had a pretty good tolerance in the first place too.

"Okay, fine," I said and thought about my first never. Glancing at him I went ahead and poured both of us shot fulls of whiskey to get started.

"I never got outsmarted and kidnapped by two teenagers and dragged off to Mexico."

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-14 04:17 am UTC (link)
"You got it." I promised her when she named her terms. Tell Angel he was pretty in public? Kind of not exactly my thing but it would make the Big Guy squirm a lot so it had to be worth it anyways. Her first I Never earned a glare in her direction before I raised my glass in a mock salute before dropping the shot in the back of my throat.

Pouring myself another one I smirked at her as she gave me a challenging look. Oh, did she think it was all gonna be that easy? She better just wait and see, cause I can drink her under the table any day of the week.

"I never was a lesbian." I said with a completely straight face as I watched her. What? She was a little on the butch side, let's be honest. Plus, it wasn't a bad visual to have stuck in a guy's head. Now why couldn't Grace have hooked up with Nicole instead? She might be a bitch but Kennedy makes her look like Strawberry Shortcake, you know what I'm sayin'?

Wiggling my eyebrows at her I smirked before tipping my head back and taking the shot. What? I'm a lesbian.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-15 03:35 am UTC (link)
Okay, I just stared at him when he shot me back his first I Never. Was he serious? Did I just ask myself that? Of course he was serious. This was Alec. He had this look on his face after he downed his own drink and I just rolled my eyes. I should have known better than to get into a game like this with him. Though, you know? What the hell.

Picking up my glass, I threw back the whiskey and gave him a half grin just for the hell of it. Yeah, yeah he could make as big of a deal about it as he wanted.

"You are such a bitch," I said and shook my head at him. He'd better be careful or I'd smack that dumb, goofy grin right off of his stupid face.

He looked like he wanted to press for details and I shook my head again. Sorry, he wasn't getting anything out of me there. Besides, it was a long time ago anyway. Not that I thought it would make any difference to Alec if it was two years or two days ago.

"I never got arrested," I said finally as I poured two more shots and immediately took back my own. And I wasn't talking about our little stint in Wolfram and Hart's basement. Hardly.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-15 05:25 pm UTC (link)
I raised an eyebrow when she took a shot at her own I Never. Arrested? Did it count if you were arrested for a murder that your clone committed? If it weren't for Max I would have never even gotten out of that one. It's a good thing at least somebody believed in me. Weird that it was Max but hey what can you do?

With a shrug I took my shot down since technically I'd been arrested. Vaguely I wondered what Nicole had been arrested for. But she was a slayer and she had a mouth on her so I wasn't exactly surprised that she hadn't gotten into some trouble with the law at one point or another.

I decided that the game wasn't fair. The odds were too stacked in my favor so I figured two shots to her one was a fair handicap. Quickly I took another shot and then just shrugged in her direction. "Just tryin' to make the game fair for you. I know how much you want me to tell Angel that he's pretty for you." I smirked at her a little coldly then. I couldn't help it.

"I never wanted to kick Kennedy's ass." I raised my glass and tossed it back. And then immediately did my second shot and Nicole's too for good measure. Starting to feel a little tingle somewhere. Huh. Maybe I'll get drunk tonight after all.

"Your turn."

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-15 10:08 pm UTC (link)
He started taking double shots and I rolled my eyes. Level playing field my ass. I glared meanly at him for the Angel remark too. "Wrong sibling," I said and watched him pour the new shots full. His next I Never surprised me a little but then again it didn't. What the hell was he bringing Kennedy into this for anyway? I knew that he wasn't her biggest fan by any mean, but come on.

By now there was a buzz starting to hit me and well he brought up Kennedy so why not?

"I never left town with only leaving behind a freaking note." I sat there for a second and almost laughed a little to myself. Fucking karma. I guess I'd done that once or twice. Shrugging, I picked up the bottle itself and downed enough that was a little more than the shot itself.

The point was to get Alec drunk and not so much myself, but he was doing a good enough job at that as I was by taking more than had to in the first place. Go on right ahead.

"Your turn."

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-16 02:32 am UTC (link)
I gave her a look at her next I Never. Ummm....yeah I never did that and I wasn't sure if she had or not since she decided to forgo the shot glass and just take a big old swig right out of the bottle. What was she doing? That was precious alcohol. We could run out! Oh wait, we're at a bar. Probably not gonna run out too quickly. Although I'm sure that the bartender wasn't used to trying to liquor up a slayer and an X5.

"You did that?" I asked her curiously. Why bother with the note at that point? You might as well just leave and not say anything at all. That was my philosophy. Of course, usually when I leave no one is really left behind to care about it. I didn't exactly have time to leave Maxxie a love note before White pushed me through the damn portal.

We were getting a little bitter here. I was bitter when Nicole walked in but now I was getting closer to drunk and decided to lighten the mood if only for a second. "I never had a threesome."

With that I took three shots. What? A threesome requires three so it seemed appropriate. Once I had taken them I looked back at Nicole waiting for her to either drink or move on to the next I Never. "Oh c'mon Nicole. You had to have at least thought about it. Maybe with me and your last boytoy. We're handsome devils, I could hardly blame you."

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-16 03:57 am UTC (link)
I did what? Wrote a letter and skipped town? Yeah, sure. I gave him a look when he just looked at me. "The difference with me is I never had the absolute intention of never coming back." Staring at him for a second, I picked up the actual shot on the bar and downed that one for good measure. "Guess it's only fitting I got one of my own eventually," I said bitterly and turned my eyes back to him. Why did he have to look so much like him anyway?

That thought immediately left my mind though when he said his next I never. Oh please. I never was a lesbian and I never had a threesome. Somebody needed to get their mind out of their pants. Or my pants. Whatever.

"Thinking about it doesn't qualify as actually going through with it and mention him again and your face won't be so handsome anymore." ...Did I just sort of call Alec handsome? Fuck I was getting drunk fast.

"I never..." Huh. I was having a little trouble thinking up something that didn't have bitter written all over it in some shape or form. Oh well. "I never was an orphan." Not sure where that came from exactly but I poured myself a shaky shot, two actually for good measure, and drank them both back easily. Funny how this stuff didn't burn going down after a while.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-16 05:08 am UTC (link)
I just gave her a look and submitted to her demand that I never mention He Who Shall Not Be Named should never be spoken of again. Yeah, I got that and I knew she had been upset about it for awhile. I've fucked up big time before but I never cheated on anyone and I damn sure never cheated on anyone and I never left town like a pussy with only a note left to a girl.

Things got a little more sad when she said her next I Never. I thought she was trying to needle me but then she took a drink. I just watched her for a second before I took a shot too. I had no clue about my parents, who they were, where they were. It didn't really matter. I didn't know them.

I took two shots and started to feel a little dizzy as I looked at the bottle and realized it was almost gone.

I poured out the last remaining drops of the bottle into two different shots and thought hard about what I wanted my I Never to be.

"I never played this game before." I said just before I took my shot.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-16 05:32 am UTC (link)
Things got quiet for a second and I didn't look up at him after I took my own shots. Only figures I'd let my shit come up in a game like this. Even better that I was letting Alec in on things I was better of not talking about with him. I'd bitched about Dean to him at first, but my parents had never really been a topic of conversation. Still wasn't likely to be either.

He said his next one and I shrugged and drank the shot he'd poured. Who hadn't played this game?

I picked up the bottle and stared at its empty contents. That just wouldn't do. "Hey," I said motioning at the bartender. "Mind if we get another?" He gave me a look but went to get another bottle anyway.

What? We weren't normal boys and girls. We were super and we had super alcohol tolerances. Even if that super duper tolerance was getting good and tested tonight. Betcha I could still stand up though. Damn straight.

Standing up or not, my head was very fuzzy right now. Once the new bottle was placed in front of us, I poured both of us two more shot fulls.

"I never sang karaoke at a bar before," I smirked over at him this time and threw back the shot. Wasn't the point of this contest to get the other drunk as possible instead of ourselves? Huh. We pretty much sucked at this.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-16 06:06 am UTC (link)
Karaoke? Who the hell did that? I thought that was a Japanese thing. But apparently Nicole knew people who liked it. Or maybe she was just doing what I was doing and trying to get as drunk as possible. This wasn't really much of a drinking game anymore.

"I never have been in space." I said so that the two of us could take a shot. "Screw this game." I said as I grabbed the bottle and took another shot with Nicole right on my heels.

"So what brings you out to this shithole tonight? Doesn't really seem like your kind of place." Or maybe it was. The only time I ever ran into Nicole out was at the dive bars.

"Scopin' for guys?" I smirked at her as I poured us two more shots.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-16 06:31 am UTC (link)
We both drank back the shot with his space thing and I laughed a little when he said screw it. I was okay with that one. Without the game to worry about, we'd be through this bottle easy enough. Though the amount of fuzzy in my head might be really bad then. It was kind of getting that way anyway.

"Guys? That'd be a no." As for my kind of place, I didn't come here often but it was good enough as any for a break between stakes.

"Oh you know, kill a couple vampires, drink a few beers and it all makes for a good night. This place was just convenient." More shots and I shrugged as I looked at him. "What about you? Though honestly this does seem exactly like your kind of place."

Whenever Kennedy and I went out, we generally kept to the not so trashy kind of places, but coming to a place like this was good for you every now and then. Personally, they seem to get you drunk the fastest.

"I'm guessing you're not out looking for girls.. or guys for that matter since Grace is likely to skin you alive if you were. This isn't really on your side of town for just a few drinks is it?"

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-16 07:19 pm UTC (link)
I nodded at her. I'd never been much for killing vampires. I had helped Nicole be a better vampire so I knew somehow I was contributing to the whole vampire slaying movement but as for me myself and I? I didn't really make a habit of killing anything these days.

I rolled my eyes when she mentioned Grace and took another shot back. Yep, I was definitely getting drunk. "Why shouldn't I, right? C'mon, Nicole. We both know where Grace is right now, and it's not here with me."

Frowning I took another shot back and let that one really settle in as I tried hard not to think about Grace with Kennedy.

"So let me ask you something. When you did your whole lesbian thing? Was it like an experimental I'm in college kind of fling or were you prepared to give up guys forever?"

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-16 09:05 pm UTC (link)
We both knew where Grace was right now? Umm.. no? Was I supposed to keep tabs on his girlfriend right now? Not really. I liked Grace, a lot actually, but not enough to know where she was every waking hour of the day. Though, apparently, neither did he.

But there was something the way he said it. You know, bitter. Something I recognized well. And earlier he'd I Nevered about cheating. It sounded like something was wrong but I wasn't about to ask.

Any feeling sorry for him went out the window when he asked about my whole lesbian thing. Right. I knew that was gonna come back up eventually.

Shaking my head, I just rolled my eyes at him. "Well, considering I never went to college, it wasn't experimental and no I wasn't prepared to give up guys forever. It just happened." Taking back a shot, I gave him a look.

"And you're lucky you got that much out of me." He couldn't honestly believe that I'd tell him any of those details. "I'd ask about your whole threesome thing, but wait. I don't really care." Smiling smartly, I took the shot that had been poured for him and took that one back too.

I shifted a little on the stool and could feel my head feeling a little more wobbly than I realized at first. Maybe I should slow down a little.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-17 01:49 am UTC (link)
I rolled my eyes when she told me she just didn't care. Then why the hell was she here anyways? I watched her carefully as she stood up and kind of teetered a little bit. Looks like Blondie was drunk. Shrugging I reached over and just poked her slightly in the ribs. She jumped away from the pressure and tripped over her own feet until she landed flat on her face.

I laughed....a lot. "Cheers to that." I said with a grin as I lifted my glass up and took down another shot. Licking my lips I watched as the pouty little slayer stood up, the fire hot in her eyes and I just knew someone wasn't happy.

"Ummm, Nicole." I grinned at her. "I think that makes me the winner." Coughing I leaned back and gave her my smarmiest look. Go ahead, tell me I'm pretty. "Why don't you go ahead and tell all these nice folks how you really feel about me."

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-19 04:43 am UTC (link)
Hey! He so fucking cheated. I was.. really drunk but he pushed me! Jabbed me in the ribs that he made me fall over! I popped back up and I just glared hard at him. "Oh, bullshit. You're not allowed to knock the other person over. I could have done that a long time ago if I'd known that."

How much whiskey had I even had anyway?

The fact that I about missed my stool when I sat back down? Probably meant a whole heck of a lot. And, heh, there was an empty bottle to back that theory up too.

He sat back against the bar and I gave him a disgusted look. He wasn't about to back down with my he was a big cheater story. Ugh, whatever. He still cheated. "I kind of hate you right now," I said grumpily and looked around the bar. God, these people would just love me getting up and announcing my freaking admiration for the jackass of the hour right here. They looked like they were the kind of people to clap and applaud in happiness.

Or not.

"Fine. But you still cheated." I gave him a look as I stood back up, carefully this time, and used those slayer reflexes and tolerance for all things alcohol to stand up on the bar. Had to make myself known right? Otherwise, he'd probably make me do it again.

"Hey!" I yelled. Most everyone turned their heads away from what they were doing and turned to look at the blonde chick standing on top of the bar. Hah, this was kind of funny actually. Right, I was drunk.

"Just so everyone in here knows, my buddy Alec here," I kicked him lightly in the shoulder which was a bad idea because it almost made me fall backwards again but managed to keep my balance. "Yes, that's him down there. He's, well, great. Just fucking fantastic and I think everyone should have a guy like him, you know? While kind of annoying and a bitch some of the time, he's just the best ever."

I looked down at Alec and gave him a cheesy yet oh so heart-warming smile. "Thank you for being my friend, Alec. My best friend. Don't know what I'd do without you." Tilting my head at him, I nodded to the rest of the room and then jumped off of the bar. Grabbing hold of the counter so I wouldn't fall forward again, I sat back down on my stool. Taking a shot of whiskey, I raised my glass to him then drank it back. Tasty.

"I don't half ass anything," I told him with a raised brow as I put the glass back on the counter.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-28 05:32 am UTC (link)
Pffft. I didn't knock Blondie over, I just gave her a little poke in the right direction. Not my fault that she just teetered right over like the lightweight that she was. Not that I had any room to talk, there was a reason why I hadn't gotten up off of my barstool just yet. The room was spinning a little bit as I grinned at her. How long had it been since I'd even been drunk?

Nicole took it a step further than I thought she would and got right up on the bar. That could have been dangerous cause hell I was in no condition to catch her and she couldn't even stand on solid ground right now. But still, Nicole on a bar. I grinned again.

I laughed a little bit as she jumped down off the bar after confessing her love for me. "Your very best friend, huh?" I asked her with a chuckle as I took another drink from my glass. "Does this mean we get to have slumber parties and manicures because my cuticles have been looking a little under the weather lately." I joked as I looked at my fingernails. "No, but seriously....slumber parties. Don't best friends practice making out on each other? I think I read that in a magazine somewhere." Hmmm. Maybe that was Penthouse but hey a guy can dream.

Suddenly the jukebox kicked on with a 50 Cent song I'd heard a few times before the guys in the back started hollering for Nicole to dance. I shrugged in her direction. "You were on the bar." I pointed out to her as she gave me a look. "Should've known you wouldn't have the guts....." I trailed off wondering whether or not she would take the bait.

But then suddenly she was climbing up onto the bar when I didn't even think she would consider it. The other guys in the bar started yelling and laughing and cheering her on as I pounded my hands on the bar. "Drinks are on me fellas." I said with a grin as I watched Nicole dancing up on the bar.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-30 01:07 am UTC (link)
"Same-sex best friends," I shot right back at him. Or it was in my experience anyway. I didn't practice making out with my good guy friends. Well. I didn't practice with them. Ahem. Anyway.

No matter how drunk I was, I went and poured myself another drink anyway. After that little display I right well deserved one. I already knew I was going to hate myself in the morning, hangover and all, but I couldn't seem to care right now. A retarded 50 Cent song came on the jukebox and I glanced to the back of the guys who were all out hollering to have me on the bar again. Oh come on. I rolled my eyes at Alec when he pointed out that I was, in fact, on the bar.

"Yeah, whatev-" Oh then he went a step further and was calling me out by not having enough guys. HAH. I'd had about twenty shots too many of a little liquid courage not to have the guts to do just about anything. Giving him a look, I got up from my seat and jumped back on the bar.

Kinda funny that a song like Candy Shop would come on in a place like this, but when you've got rednecks like these guys providing the quarters, it's not all that surprising. I danced around a while to the song, spitting out a few lyrics every now and then. It's a lot harder to do both at the same time when you're this drunk, alright.

A few bars of the song passed and I glanced down at Alec who was doing some staring of his own. Raising a brow, I hopped down off the bar in one jump. My hand went to the counter and I just ignored the yelling coming from the background and gave Alec one big smirk, stepping up closer to him to sing.

"I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot"

Staring for a second, I moved away again and faced the rest of my audience. It wasn't on the bar, but I started dancing again anyway and barely noticing a few of the guys getting off their asses to come see the drunk slayer dance.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-30 01:35 am UTC (link)
My eyes were glued on her, and the way she moved to the song. Damn, she was fine there was no doubt about that. And at times like these, I could almost forget about what a heinous bitch she was ninety nine percent of the time. Heh. Apparently that heinous bitch is my best friend, never had one of those before. I wasn't really thinking about it too much anyways what with her shakin' that little ass to 50 Cent. I really didn't want the song to end but when it did and Nicole sat next to me again I immediately set another drink in front of her.

"At least I can be a gracious winner." I said to her with a wink as she downed that drink quickly. And just as quick there was another one right in front of her. After a performance like that? I had to make sure she wasn't too thirsty, c'mon now I'm a nice guy. "Did you learn those moves at Slayer Boot Camp?" I asked her with a grin as I polished off my own drink and poured myself another. How many bottles had we gone through by now? I had totally lost count.

In fact, I couldn't even remember why I'd been upset in the first place. Oh right. Grace and Kennedy. Why'd I have to go remembering that now? It would be better if I could just forget about it altogether. "Hey Chief, why don't you get us another bottle." I said to him but he just gave me a look.

"I don't know. I think you two have already had enough." He said, looking back and forth between me and Nicole. Was he serious?

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-30 05:30 am UTC (link)
You know, he wasn't even quite as annoying as he always was the rest of the time I was ever around him. Didn't even shoot him a look with the Slayer Camp quip but just downed the drink he put in front of me. That probably meant I had reached my limit. The minute Alec stops being an ass? No more whiskey for Nicole.

But then the bartender decided he was going to be the judge of that and cut me, no us, off instead. Hey, I didn't think so! I'm the freaking SLAYER. I could decide when I had had enough and so could Alec with his.. cat things. Or something.

"Hey, do you know who we are? Don't reckon you do. We're fucking superheroes, pal." Pressing my lips together as I watched him just stare at us with this 'no more alcohol for you' resolve look on his face, I glared back at him.

"Okay, fine. I'll get it myself."

Reaching over the bar, I searched for some sort of bottle. Didn't really much care what it was either. Just.. something. I'd already lost our bet, so what was the harm? But then he was calling someone over to get me off of his bar just as I reached and grabbed a nice fat bottle of rum from the other side of the bar. Mmmm tasty.

Then someone walked up and snatched the bottle right out of my hand. Hey, that's mine!

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-30 06:15 am UTC (link)
That's right. And when superheroes wanna drink? They drink. Well, wait. I'm not a superhero. I'm just a guy trying to live my life here. Nic was trying to out me. She could be a superhero all on her own, I'd just be the guy watching her dance on the bar. Heh. Someone snatched the bottle out of Nicole's hand and without a second thought I punched him in the face and watched him fall right over.

Hopping down off my barstool I grabbed the bottle of rum and handed it back to Nicole. "Some people are so rude." I complained as I kicked the groaning guy lightly in the ribs.

"That's it. I'm calling the cops." The bartender threatened just as one of the guy's friends came at me. Rude and stupid. That was the nicknames of my new friends. Drunk as I was I could still throw the guy face first into the bar. "You're lucky I'm not at my best." I pointed out to the two of them just as I heard sirens outside.

"We gotta get out of here." I said to Nicole as I grabbed her arm and started pulling her towards the exit near the back by the restrooms. I'd already scoped it out earlier. It never hurts to have a quick exit strategy. In fact, it mostly just pays off.

The two of us both burst into the alleyway laughing and stumbling as we heard the cops go into the front entrance. "We are fucking superheroes." I said to her before I laughed a little and grabbed the bottle of rum out of her hands. "Here's to superheroes." I said before I took a swig of it.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-30 06:41 am UTC (link)
Calling the cops my ass. Call the cops all you want because I was a SLAYER. Didn't he hear me? Oh wait, I don't think I actually said that part. Just the being a superhero. Oops.

Before I could tell him that though, Alec was pulling me out of the bar and the next thing I knew we were laughing and stumbling around in the alley behind the bar. Smirking at his wonderful toast, I waited for him to finish then took the bottle back from him. This was mine, buddy. My rum.

Resting a hand against the wall beside me, I did what I could to keep from falling over and took a long drink out of the bottle. "Damn straight." Standing straight, I started walking towards the street and grabbed hold to his arm. I could walk on my own (mostly) but this was just in case and stuff.

He'd better keep his mouth shut about my little display back in there too or I'd... well, right now the last thing I'd be doing is kicking his ass so that was a weak threat.

"Wow, I haven't been this hammered in I don't know when." Once we got out to the street I looked both ways. "Damn. My house is really far from here." Pouting a little, I groaned. Walking that far was really gonna take some effort.

"You could be a gentleman and get me a cab, you know." Pfft did I just say gentleman? Oh right, this was Alec. "You need one too by the looks of it."

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-30 09:22 pm UTC (link)
"We both know I'm not a gentleman." I pointed out to her when she said I should call her a cab. Pffft. Who the hell needed a cab? Alright, there was that one time that Faith, Spike and I ended up back at the Hyperion and Angel called Buffy to drive me and Spike home but that was Spike's fault. "You tellin' me you can't make it all the way home?" I asked her curiously as I stumbled a little bit but quickly got my balance back.

This time she tripped and I caught her easily, my arm going around her waist to keep her upright. We both paused for a minute when I realized how close she was and my heart started beating faster. She was....really pretty. Real pretty. With all that blonde hair, the blue eyes and the cute little nose. Pretty.

"You don't want me to be a gentleman." I said softly this time and before she could say anything about it I pulled her closer and pressed my mouth to hers. I expected her to slap me or something but she must've been into it because she was kissing me back. Gracie had her slayer, I could have mine, right? Fair was fair.

"My place isn't that far from here." I mumbled to her as I pushed some of her hair out of her face. Was she gonna get feisty on me or was she gonna give in? She wanted me, I knew it all along.

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[info]icant_saveme
2007-12-31 05:22 am UTC (link)
"Well, I never said I couldn't, but I don't exactly want to walk that far." He stumbled which made me stumble and then I felt his arm around me to keep me from hitting the pavement. Which, you know, kinda a surprise since he'd probably get a big kick out of that one like had in the bar.

Then he was looking at me and I stopped. There was just something in the way that..

Suddenly his lips were against mine and I did what felt natural. And good. Felt real good. I kissed him back. My hand gripped at his shoulder where I'd been hanging on to keep from falling and I kissed him hard.

When he pulled away, I didn't want him to. God, it felt so good. I hadn't had anyone kiss me since.. well, nevermind. I wasn't thinking about that. Nope. I was just thinking about how Alec looked at me and had just asked me to come back to his place. Reckon I wasn't gonna need that cab after all.

"And mine's far," I said quietly and pulled him down to me again. That was a yes, I'd like to come back to yours response if someone was feeling slow. Though, with Alec, I doubt that was going to be a problem.

He kept his arm around me as we walked back to his place and actually it seemed a little easier to walk right now. He proved himself right when he said his place wasn't far because soon we were at the door and him fumbling with his keys to get the lock open.

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[info]xseries5494
2007-12-31 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Once we got to my place it took me a few minutes to get the door unlocked since both me and Nicole were more than a little unsteady on our feet. It was a good thing we didn't run into any vampires on the way. Although I had the sneaking suspicion that Alexia was somewhere close which meant that Alec was gonna be in big trouble when she went blabbing to Grace. Grace. And Kennedy. That made me more than a little pissy.

Opening the door we both got inside and I didn't even wait, I didn't wanna hear her run her mouth I just wanted her to shut it. I pushed her back against the wall and kissed her hard, my hands straying down to her jeans, deftly undoing the button and the zipper as my thumb strayed across her midriff. Grabbing the end of her shirt I pulled it up and over her head, admiring the cleavage spilling out over the top of her bra.

I'd gotten close to Nicole before. After all, I was the one who taught her how to fight but I'd never been this close. My hands went to her waist again as I picked her up and pulled her against me so her legs were wrapped around my waist, my hands going to her back as I easily unhooked the bra that had been getting in my way.

With my mouth still on hers I stumbled into the bedroom before letting her go, watching as she bounced a little on my bed. Pulling my own shirt off over my head, I kicked my shoes off before I was on top of her again my hands greedily roaming over the breasts I had appreciated many times during our sparring matches. It was a little different now that I actually had my hands on them. Leaning down I bit down on her neck a little bit, up the length of it and down to her collarbone as I cinched her jeans down until she was wearing nothing but panties. Sitting up again I took a minute to admire her.

"You are so hot." I breathed out, my hands slowly moving up the outside of her thighs until my fingers curled under the elastic of her panties, pulling those down all the way too until they were nothing but a heap on my floor.

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[info]icant_saveme
2008-01-02 01:31 am UTC (link)
There should have been a thousand alarms going off inside of my head, but there was nothing. I knew what I was getting myself into, or at least my drunken self did, but I couldn't seem to care right now. All I cared about was how every time he touched me, I felt something in the pit of my stomach flip in anticipation.

He had me on the bed and out of my clothes in record time and I stared up at him through my haze when he said how hot I was. For once, I didn't want to talk. Quickly, I busied my hands with unbuttoning his jeans and easily had them pushed down to his knees. I waited for him to kick them off the rest of the way and wrapped my legs around his waist to pull him down closer to me.

Kissing him hard, I gripped at his waist with my fingers and knew my nails were digging into him a little. He moved down against me and arched up to press against him. God, I wanted him so much right now.

His hands were everywhere at once and I gasped lightly when I felt him slip inside me. He started a rhythm that I easily matched and clenched so tight around him. Time to feel all of those amazing slayer muscles, baby.

Closing my eyes tight, I pressed my head back into the pillows and scratched down his back. He sure as fuck knew exactly what he was doing, drunk or not.

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