Losing my virginity (FM June Topic)
I lost my virginity to a hooker with a heart of gold.

Yep, I'm serious. Go ahead and laugh it up, kids but it was one of the best things that ever happened to me. You see, back at Manticore I was supposed to be getting laid. In fact, they had a breeding program and everything but wouldn't you know it? I get stuck with Max as my breeding partner. No sex for Alec. Actually I'm pretty sure she tried to kick me in the junk when I informed her why I was in her bunk. She told me that was the only kind of physical contact I was gonna see from her. Really, it just warms your heart, doesn't it? Logan might go in for that kind of foreplay but I like my girls a little less violent. Call me old-fashioned. That's not really the point though. The point is when I lost my virginity, not when I didn't lose it. Where was I? Right, the hooker...

I didn't know a lot about the outside world. Yeah, I'd been on a few solo missions, undercover stuff but as far as what I knew? It wasn't a lot. I didn't even know what a prostitute was until I had sex with one. Hey, she was pretty and willing to touch me in all the right places and the only thing she wanted in return was money. I could appreciate ethics like that, so I figured what was the harm in it? I'm still not sure why it was wrong, or why it's so bad to go and see strippers. If I want to pay girls to take their clothes off, that's just business right? Their business is my pleasure.

Yeah, whatever. I know some of you girls are gonna get your panties all in a wad over it but I don't see why it's so wrong. I mean, these are very nice, hard-working girls. They're probably paying their way through law school or something and I'm just giving them a hand sometimes two if they ask nicely. I don't see the harm in that. And I'm glad I lost my virginity the way that I did. She was a fine lady and she taught me a lot of things. In my book there's nothing wrong with that.